Guy Fawkes Day
At a Ravenscourt Park fireworks display commemorating the November 1605 capture and execution of Guy Fawkes for attempting to blow up Parliament, a booming voice with a thick South London accent crackles over the P.A., interrupting the festivities.
"Can I have your attention, please... before we set off the fireworks, I have a quick announcement. I have a little boy named Simon here in the DJ booth with me. He's lost his Auntie. Simon is wearing... (pause) ...Simon is wearing grey track pants and a red shirt with a picture of Jesus Christ on it. If you are Simon's Auntie, please come and collect him at the DJ booth. Thank you."
The P.A. shuts off and Dee-Lite's "Groove is in the Heart" begins to blast across the park.
"Can I have your attention, please... before we set off the fireworks, I have a quick announcement. I have a little boy named Simon here in the DJ booth with me. He's lost his Auntie. Simon is wearing... (pause) ...Simon is wearing grey track pants and a red shirt with a picture of Jesus Christ on it. If you are Simon's Auntie, please come and collect him at the DJ booth. Thank you."
The P.A. shuts off and Dee-Lite's "Groove is in the Heart" begins to blast across the park.
posted by Ben at 9:57 AM
1 Comments:
Go OK Snapshots! Go Simon! Go Jesus!!!
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