Warwick

Particularly loud conversation snippet; West London lunch spot:

Guy 1: "...It was supposed to be an advert with that little chap - the man who portrayed the midget in "Willow."

Guy 2: "What do you mean?"

Guy 1: "What do you mean, what do I mean?"

Guy 2: "He 'portrayed' a midget? You mean he's not actually a midget?"

Guy 1: "Well, fuck me, I guess he is."

Guy 2: "Either way I don't know the film."

Guy 1: "It's got Joanne Whaley in it, and Val Kilmer. They met making that film and got married. She was an incredible babe then."

Guy 2: "Officially?"

Guy 1: "What do you mean, 'officially'?"

Guy 2: "Did they call her a babe in magazines, and things like that?"

Guy 1: "I'm sure they did, but what are you getting at?"

Guy 2: "I'm not sure."