Does What it Says on the Tin

2007 Chiswick Children's Fun Fair Attraction

Warwick

Particularly loud conversation snippet; West London lunch spot:

Guy 1: "...It was supposed to be an advert with that little chap - the man who portrayed the midget in "Willow."

Guy 2: "What do you mean?"

Guy 1: "What do you mean, what do I mean?"

Guy 2: "He 'portrayed' a midget? You mean he's not actually a midget?"

Guy 1: "Well, fuck me, I guess he is."

Guy 2: "Either way I don't know the film."

Guy 1: "It's got Joanne Whaley in it, and Val Kilmer. They met making that film and got married. She was an incredible babe then."

Guy 2: "Officially?"

Guy 1: "What do you mean, 'officially'?"

Guy 2: "Did they call her a babe in magazines, and things like that?"

Guy 1: "I'm sure they did, but what are you getting at?"

Guy 2: "I'm not sure."

Large Novelty "Prawn Mayonnaise" Sandwich

This truly is the stuff of nightmares.

R.I.P.

Not closed for renovations... not moving to a new location...
just... closed.

They Are All Reasons to Me

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Cleaning Up the Neighbourhood

Make it a Blockbuster Night

Should've Switched to Half Pints, Mate

Sold Out

"Excuse me. Do you have any sort of leggings, like with designs on them? This is for a formal affair, though, so nothing casual."



"I'm so sorry - we sold our last pair a half hour ago."

Not To Be Confused With "D'oh!"

Oh Mandy

I Miss You So Much, American Bacon

Perhaps it Goes Without Saying, But...

(You can click on any of the photos to enlarge them, if the small text is unreadable)

Clubbing

Halloween in May

Found in the street, corner of Overstone Road and Glenthorne Road, W6, at 7:30am.

Beware of Flying Mobile Phones

Hand in Glove?

Apologies for the month (plus) of silence.
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Saturday afternoon @ Pret a Manger, a semi-fast food sandwich chain. Two middle aged women are talking at each other while they eat sandwiches from triangular cardboard boxes. Suddenly, one of them stops chewing-and-talking and appears to zone out. She's staring at something on the floor. After a long pause, she speaks up.

"Louisa... has that rubber glove been on the floor this whole time?"

Her friend turns and squints at the floor.

"Oh, my, yes... look at that."

After a beat, they resume both their conversation and their lunch.

A Catch Up at the Coffee Shop

Woman #1: "So, what did you get up to on Valentine's Day?"

Woman #2: "To tell you the truth, I couldn't get up to too much because of my stepson being down."

Woman #1: "Simple?"

Woman #2: "What do you mean?"

Woman #1: "Retarded?"

Woman #2: "No, he was in town from school, in Leeds."

Woman #1: "I misunderstood."

(several minutes of silence)