Post-Election Day Special

In the center of Eldon Square, in the city of Newcastle Upon Tyne, a 30something man in a baggy tracksuit is singing a series of modified pop songs by Outkast and the Black Eyed Peas - with new Christian-themed lyrics - into a portable karaoke machine as lunchtime office workers stroll by. As the man belts out 'I'm Bringing Jesus Back" to the tune of Justin Timberlake's 'Sexy Back', a pale, skinny 20something man clutching a steaming kebab walks up, wearing a t-shirt with the word 'Dumbfuckistan' printed across a drawing of the United States on the front, and stops to observe. As the young man begins to wolf down his kebab, he nods his head in time with the beat.