Morning Zoo
Paraphrased Radio Snippet, playing over the office staff shuttle bus; 8:30 a.m. :
"...before the last break, of course, we told you about 'Scuba-Doo,' the dog who swam the length of the Thames; now, we've got another amazing story. Seems there's a bloke who managed to lose TEN STONE in just over a month on a backpacking trip in Australia. He says his trick was all the walking, and the fact that he only ate vegetables for the whole month. Well, I've got to hope he was trekking alone. Can you imagine being stuck in a tent with a geezer who's been eating only veg for that long? Guy must have smelled of shit. Just stank of farts and shit. Right - before the break, we've got one of the true modern classics, from a Canadian fella named Bryan Adams. "You Know it's True, Everything I Do, I Do it for You..." (music swells).
(*Ed. Note: Ten Stone = 140 lbs.)
"...before the last break, of course, we told you about 'Scuba-Doo,' the dog who swam the length of the Thames; now, we've got another amazing story. Seems there's a bloke who managed to lose TEN STONE in just over a month on a backpacking trip in Australia. He says his trick was all the walking, and the fact that he only ate vegetables for the whole month. Well, I've got to hope he was trekking alone. Can you imagine being stuck in a tent with a geezer who's been eating only veg for that long? Guy must have smelled of shit. Just stank of farts and shit. Right - before the break, we've got one of the true modern classics, from a Canadian fella named Bryan Adams. "You Know it's True, Everything I Do, I Do it for You..." (music swells).
(*Ed. Note: Ten Stone = 140 lbs.)
posted by Ben at 2:14 AM
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