Refreshment

In the lobby of the Gateshead Hilton hotel in Northern England, a middle-aged couple shuffle out of the elevator and head towards the front desk, dragging luggage behind them. As the woman begins the process of checking out, the man wanders over to a large, decorative, waterfall-style fountain in the center of the room. He peers quizzically into the water, then takes an empty plastic Evian bottle from the pocket of his raincoat and proceeds to dunk it into the bottom of the fountain, filling it. He holds the now full bottle of water up and briefly scrutinizes it, before tiliting it back and drinking half the bottle in one big chug. He smacks his lips, satisfied, then loudly calls across the lobby: "Don't turn in the key, darling - I've forgotten my Harley Davidson book in the toilet."